FBI raid at NSA employee’s home reveals over 16,000,000 ‘dick pics’


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FBI agents have discovered an estimated 16 million pictures of men’s genitals, also known as “dick pics”, during a raid on an NSA employee’s home this week.

Federal prosecutors have charged Hillary Wang, a National Security Agency employee for 14 years, with theft of government property and unauthorized removal and retention of classified materials.

It is believed Wang used her Top Secret security clearance to illegally download an estimated 16 million pictures of sexual nature off of unsuspecting Americans’ mobile phones and computers.

“She is obsessed with big black penises and the small size of her Chinese boyfriend’s penis” a fellow coworker confirmed to reporters when reached by phone.

FBI agents seized 14 computers at Hillary Wang’s home on Wednesday containing no less than 53 terabytes of illegally downloaded pictures and documents from the National Security Agency.

“She’s a good person, but it’s impossible to have a 5-minute conversation without her wanting to show you a picture of some black guy’s dick on her cell phone,” a former coworker told local reporters.

Experts believe Wang used a custom-designed algorithm to target users “dick pics” and automatically download them to her home servers.

The employee had been on sick leave for the past two months after battling with severe depression and mental health issues, according to family members.

Legal experts believe Wang could face a maximum of 166 years in jail if found guilty of theft of government property and unauthorized removal and retention of classified materials.

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