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The ” Crotchety Crotcgless Panty Grannies” Nursing Home Sex Ring Exposed!

ByHasan

Sep 7, 2020
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Houston, Tx – Nursing home, Retirement Village was found to be at the center of a city wide sex ring involving the “Crotchety Crotchless Panty Grannies”.

Houston is know for its wonderful medical facilities, but flying under the radar was a group of sex crazed grannies making their way through the circuit of nursing homes.

Former Crotchless Granny Marie Baker. “We would show these gentleman the time of their life”

These Grannies were not in it for the money, nor were they being forced to do anything against their will. The mission was to literally have as much sex as possible with as many Grandpas as possible to share in the joys of our lower nature.

Granny Marie Baker is a former Crotchless Granny who had to retire after breaking a hip, “I think we have started something really beautiful. To show the world we still have something to offer in the sack, should make aging easier for those who are trepidatious entering their golden years. Speaking of golden, let me tell you about this shower…”

No charges have been filed, but there have been stern warnings from authorities. Admitting that no laws were broken, police pleaded the Grannies to use “caution” so that no one gets hurt.

In the mean time men are signing up to live in nursing homes at an unusually high rate.


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