In a relationship, there are some things you want to know, and there are some things you need to know. And then, there are other things that you don’t want to know but you still need to know, like the nauseating fact that this young lady found out about her boyfriend.
Once this lady learned about her 28-year-old boyfriend’s absurd bathroom habits, the woman ended up having an argument with him. The way the argument ended, she is now left wondering whether she should press on the issue any further or let it go. She shared her conundrum on Reddit and started off by saying, “Sooooo I lurk on Reddit a lot and my boyfriend doesn’t, so I sometimes tell him about entertaining/interesting posts I see on here,” as quoted by Mirror.
“Usually it’s just memes or funny stuff, but sometimes it’s threads on here that are about really wild relationship drama,” wrote the 21-year-old girlfriend. “The other day I read out loud a thread about someone whose boyfriend didn’t wipe his ass after pooping and would get streak stains on his underwear. I expected him to laugh but he just kind of stared at me for a second and said ‘well it’s because he doesn’t get enough fiber.’ I asked what he meant and was like ‘if you have enough fiber, you have solid poop that breaks off cleanly and you don’t need to wipe.'”
The woman was so stunned by what she heard, she couldn’t tell if her boyfriend was joking, as he sometimes does. But it turns out, “he was dead serious.” It’s needless to say that sh*t went down between them.
“I asked him if he doesn’t wipe and he said he has good nutrition so there’s no need,” the woman wrote. “I kept insisting that there’s always going to be some residue and that you need to use toilet paper after pooping, and he just got mad and said I need to take fiber supplements since obviously I must have loose stools and he said I was ‘projecting.'”
Of course, that was not the end of their toilet-paper fight. When the boyfriend later went out grocery shopping, he came home with something that the girlfriend never asked for.
“I was just going to drop it,” the woman said about their argument, “but he went grocery shopping the other day and BROUGHT HOME SOME FIBER SUPPLEMENTS FOR ME. He laughed and said that I should be glad he chips into the cost of toilet paper, since I’m the only one who needs it. I got frustrated and said he was being a d***, but he said he was joking (about the toilet paper, not the supplements) and that I was being too sensitive. I said I was really grossed out by him not wiping and I’ve felt unattracted to him since then…”
Things in the bedroom were no longer the same as the woman went on to say, “We’ve had sex twice since then but I wasn’t into it at all and couldn’t get turned on. I want to tell him this but I know he’ll just get mad again and make fun of me. Should I just drop the subject or insist he start wiping? I don’t want our sex life to suffer and I’m tired of him talking about f****** fiber, but now I’m wondering if I *am* just acting crazy.”
After comments from people came in, the woman offered more information about her boyfriend and said, “I’ve never smelled anything, in his defense… he showers daily, so I guess any residue comes off then? It just grosses me out to think about him not wiping though.”
The comments included moosemoth saying, “You’re not crazy, this is gross. And if he never wipes, how could he confirm that there’s nothing there to wipe? Yuck.”
“I think your boyfriend might be right, with the amount of sh*t coming out of his mouth there can’t be any left to go through his a$$,” said dumademption.
Pixi3__Juic3 tried to help the woman and said, “I have two pieces of advice: 1. maybe try to talk him into a bidet since he clearly thinks he’s too good for TP or 2. run for the fucking hills.”